{"title":"The Emperors Have New Clothes","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"980\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"980\"\u003eDiscretion, but with a sense of humor.\u003cbr data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"817\"\u003eThe Emperors Have New Clothes is for those who can appreciate the absurd, the slightly improper, and the perfectly timed line—without ever losing their standards.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003eNot for everyone. Exactly the point. Enjoy.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"husband-babysitting","title":"Husband babysitting","description":"\u003cbr\u003e\nThis embroidered hat says what we’re all thinking—because watching your own kids isn’t babysitting.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“My husband is babysitting.”\u003cbr\u003e\nWe said it so you don’t have to.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned to deliver a wink, a laugh, and a quiet cultural critique, this hat is equal parts comfortable and conversational. Wear it to the playground, the grocery store, or anywhere the bar for dads mysteriously lives underground.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDad hats aren't only for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% chino cotton twill\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"Moonbeams in a Jar","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":45839349383341,"sku":"2491451_7854","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spruce","offer_id":45839349416109,"sku":"2491451_8745","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":45839349448877,"sku":"2491451_7853","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/3240\/3885\/files\/classic-dad-hat-white-front-69bf16f353017.jpg?v=1774130950"}],"url":"https:\/\/standardsremain.com\/collections\/the-emperors-have-new-clothes.oembed","provider":"Standards Remain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}